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Sunday Funday!

Here are some random funny shots. Never take fashion too seriously... It's clear these people don't.

Crazy Toes McGee strikes again at Pucci!

I like to imagine that he's the rebel toe. "I refuse to conform, man. I won't be stuck within these confines!"

So tuff.

 fogged up

Margiela showcasing the garment bag trend. (notice the sweaty pits)

Rick Owens paying tribute to the Sydney Opera House OR an RV awning?

Issey Miyake likes the diaper trend too. He just likes it on your head.

I love Jeremy Scott's ability to have fun with fashion!

Sometimes it results in pure magic. These shoes are SO cute and fun :) 

Adorbs.

Hope you're having a good weekend! 

XOX, 

Diapers Rule!

Yep. You read correctly... diapers rule. Well, they're ruling the runways at least. And maybe when I say diaper I really mean these shorts that kinda look like a slightly more flattering version of adult diapers.

If I was a really dedicated blogger I'd go buy a pair of Depends and model them for you for a compare and contrast. It's bad enough googling "women's adult diaper" You see some freaky stuff.

Anyway- see what I mean....

 (Dolce & Gabbana)

 (Dolce & Gabbana) 

 (Dolce & Gabbana)

(Jason Wu)

 (Balenciaga)

(Balenciaga)

(Prada)

(Marc by Marc Jacobs)

(I'm Just Sayin...)

I Love Lanvin!

And here's another reason to. Their most recent ad campaign is so great...



And here's one that someone remade which I find VERY funny!

Lanvin Fall 2011 Campaign Video from STEAMCLAM on Vimeo.

Lanvin x Slipknot? Really??


Haha I looooove when designers, especially really well respected ones, don't take themselves too seriously. It's so refreshing. Their last few campaigns have been really cheeky and I love it.

Some Lanvin favorites of mine:

My Christmas party dress from last year. I mean look how excited I look in it. Like I might kidnap a baby!

(Lanvin x H&M, shoes- Louboutin)

Headless limbless model looks less crazy.

These flats that I STILL wear even though this post is 100 years old.

You guys, I'm still cracking up over that pic up there...

Remember that juice cleanse I'm on? It's kinda making me delirious. 

Anyway...

There's also these shoes that I may forever regret not getting-

They're so pretty and feminine and dainty.

These sexy beasts...

 I love the mix of a sexy shoe with industrial type details. So good.

Lanvin shoes and Lanvin x H&M are as close as I'll get to the brand for now. I may have a killer shoe closet but designer clothes are still out of my price range. But some day when I'm rich and famous I will wear Chloe Miu Miu and Prada all day, Stella McCartney for glamorous BBQs, and Lanvin for nights out with the girls! Oh yes daaaahling!

XOX,

Death Metal Shoe Girl

If you're in the Orange County area tomorrow you should definitely stop by the Pretty in Pink Boutique in Costa Mesa at 7pm to check out their photography art show! They're going to have all kinds of fun stuff including a series by my friend Leah. You may recognize this lunatic...

Yep that's me.

There's more too but you'll have to come see them in person. I'll be there with my best girlfriends and some really cute clothes by the way! Extra bonus :) OH! And the Kogi BBQ truck. Perfect.

Shark Attax by Raskullz

Happy Friday! I know you guys are wanting an update to what I wore to Adrienne's party the other night but I'm waiting for images to be available in the press!

Anyway- so I just want to share this little video with you 'cause I think it's awesome and I'm super proud of my hubby and the team over at Raskullz...



Great right??!?!?!
Enjoy your weekend! I'm having a big 80's party tonight so I cant wait to share all the photos with you guys after!




xox

Stars and Stripes

I saw these Jeffrey Campbell american flag shoes in Hong Kong (and then again on my homegirl's blog) and they reminded me of something... Hmmm... what was it?

Oh yea! They remind me of the American flag booties I made for Betsey Johnson!

God bless America!

Oscar Party!

The girls and I decided to blow off the Oscars this year to just stay home and have our own Oscar party. You know, to be low key ;)

Getting Bella ready for her big night...

(i have a treatment in my hair, that's why it looks so greasy)

On the super exclusive brown carpet. The paparazzi was insane!

(my dress is Lanvin for H&M, Leah's is vintage)

The shoes!!

 (YSL, Bordello, DSquared2)

Leah took home the Oscar for Best Hair and Makeup

I won for Best Shoes, a new category this year ;)

Bella (8) swept the Oscars with Best Actress, Best Director, Best Song, Best Cinematography, and Cutiest Cutie Pie. Congrats!

 We were all so honored!

Bella couldn't contain her emotion

Leah, usually reserved, shed tears of joy!

And I'm a total ham.

Damien, Leah's very talented son, made our awesome Oscar statue but wanted nothing to do with our silly girly photo sesh.

Thank you, and goodnight!

Crazy? No...

This is what I do when I'm sick in bed...

That would be my face on Christina's body (though I'm more interested in her closet) with pink hair and baby Ben's face over her baby's.

Hehe.

Football and Foot Fetishes...

I am not a football fan. Not even a little bit. This story, however, caught my attention and I now find myself sitting in front of the TV as I type this. I'm watching the Jets vs Patriots game. Who knew?

So I guess Jets coach Rex Ryan has been bad mouthing the Patriots quarterback, Tom Brady, pretty badly over the last few weeks in the press. I'm not sure what the history between the two teams is because as I mentioned... I don't care. Well this Rex guy has been in the tabloids recently for some foot fetish funny business. Someone found these tapes of his wife Michelle (username iHavePrettyFeet) online, showing off her feet and talking about her pretty toes. The mans voice in the video is allegedly coach Rex himself. The videos seem really mild as far as fetish videos go, but you can imagine the controversy I'm sure. Here's a video screenshot from one of the videos next to a photo of Rex and his wife. She either has a secret twin or that's her.

(link to TMZ and one of the fetish videos)

Here's where the story gets good! To get back at Rex for his shit talking, Patriots wide receiver Wes Welker stepped up to the podium during an interview and took jabs at him about his foot fetish scandal. Every question he's asked (11 in total) he finds a way to use the word "foot" or "toe" in every answer. It's mostly been reported as "subtle" but I think it's pretty obvious that he's referencing Rex Ryan. It's totally hilarious! See for yourself....




So good!! hahahaha. 


Anyway, sorry for the sports talk I just thought you'd enjoy this story as much as I do. ;)